Last week I posted some gym favorites that I have in my two gyms. This week I’ll continue the trend. Please don’t post a comment that you hope you aren’t one of these people. Unless you come to my gym I can guarantee you aren’t. We all have strange quirks and this isn’t meant for anyone to get their panties in a bunch.
Moving on, first to some fun facts I learned this week while mindlessly watching the TV on the treadmill.
- There was some sort of big McDonalds or Burger King twitter hack…I told you I was mindless.
- They use real life clinical psychologists for the show hoarders.
- There is going to be a new season of my a favorite show of mine, Awkward (ie never leaving the gym)
- Nutmeg is dangerous if you shoot it up in your vein. (why was this a top news story?)
Pretty boring week if you ask me.
People I saw in the gym this week:
Chatty McPhee Clone: This girl was screaming on the treadmill on her phone while I was trying to elliptical to Cake Boss. I could physically here her over the volume in my headphones and I’m pretty sure I’m partially deaf. At least she left early.
Muscle Quenching Meat Heads: I chose an elliptical near the water fountain (for no reason I just did). These two bro’s came and got water, made eye contact and left 9 times in an hour (I counted). Does weight lifting require that much water and making eye contact with me? I wasn’t even wearing booty spanx (because I don’t at the gym).
What What in the Butt of the week: Let’s be honest here, we could have a different person each week. This week’s winner I could see bottom booty crack. What an erm…glorious sight the entire time…not.
Dayumm Bitches Love Me…man: Stared at himself at the mirror the entire time he was on the elliptical. Keep in mind there are 5 machines between him in the mirror and of course I was the one next to him so it felt like he was staring at me.
They see me smelling…they hating: Yes because you smell like cologne and I wanted to vomit.
Potsdam Undergrad: Someone that went to my undergraduate school when I did. I think we will become good friends and I have nothing snarky to say I just thought it was worth noting people do exist from there. She is at graduate school now.
Tanning Flashlight: I think I could get a tan just by using the machine next to her. I understand planet fitness has tanning beds, but I think you are supposed to work out at the gym more than actually use them. **I don’t use tanning beds at all…never will and never have.
Question for you: Any life lessons from the gym this week? Any noticeable characters?