My Name is Hollie and I Post Dirty Lies

I have a confession to make blogging besties.

Yesterday, I posted a blog titled Red Foot or something like that.  My foot is not actually red…but hot pink.  Don’t ask me how this happened because quite frankly I don’t know.  I told Nikki about it so I thought perhaps you guys would get enjoyment out of it as well.

My pink pen exploded all over my foot. 

It all happened when I was working on homework two nights ago.  I sit Indian Style always and I was playing around with my pen…when all of it sudden the bottom just gave out. 

My foot is actually pinkand nothing that I do (nailpolish remover, peroxide, actual showering with soap and water, oh and pool chlorine) has gotten it off.

So I lied.

My foot is pink.

Who the hell does this happen to.

No seriously….if you can answer me that you automatically win my giveaway


But on less pink notes and things about my feet (because I’m embarrassed to even talk about them).  Today I made chocolate peanut flour pancakes in baby form.  I often have a debate with you guys about big pancakes versus lots of little ones.  I personally like one big dense one but I’m in an underwhelming minority.

Well today I made about 10 babies.  They were cute and delicious.  Still taste like chocolate and peanut flour.

Lil' Babycakes

Lunch today I ate with Julie.  Dexter’s café is closing this week (and won’t be open during finals) so I have to get my quiche addiction in before the end of the year.).   If you live in the VA beach area, or within an hour let me know your fav quiche destination and I will be there.  No really.

Smoked Salmon Quiche is Quiche of the week...I wish I could eat this forever. With Quinoa black bean and tomato salad

Dinner tonight was with Jenna my swimming bff.  At least I think so…I’m not entirely sure she feels the same way ha.  ;).  Ha kidding of course.

with lots of blue cheese of course

I like to call this salad-please don’t get in line behind me when they have artichoke hearts at the salad bar salad.  The warm weather has made me crave cold fruit, refreshing salads and just plain fruity things.  Don’t ask because once again I’m weird and have no explanations.


Updates on my blisters (because I know you all are terrible curious), I’m running in old shoes that don’t run and it’s going well…I’m still in pain at night (weird) but when I run it goes away…or maybe I just focus on other things.

Well-I’m off for a little swimming sesh with my housemates and Jenna.

I also promise I’m never posting about my feet again.  I mean Chuck blatantly thanked me for not putting any pictures of blistery feet online. 


Question for you:

  1. 1.       Do you crave certain things with the change of weather?
  2. 2.       No seriously-how can I get this ink off my foot?


27 responses

  1. I crave watermelon when it is really really hot. It just refreshes and you can fill your belly without hella calories!

    I wish I knew what could take away the pink ink stain, but once you said chlorine wouldn’t work, you stumped me, sorry. I use stain stick on my son’s clothes (constantly) but I don’t think it will work for skin!

    I guess time heals all….stinky ink.

  2. Have you tried rubbing alcohol? Maybe that’ll work. And I’ve never seen so much red ink on a foot lol

  3. That is too funny about your foot! I hope you figure out how to get it off 🙂

    Chocolate pb pancakes sound amazing….so does the quiche! I luuuurve smoked salmon….especially on a nice toasty bagel with laughing cow and capers! TO DIE FOR!!!!!

  4. Bahaha that’s kinda hilarious! Hopefully you can get it off soon though.
    My favorite smoked salmon sandwich place ran out of lox during finals week, so I was quite sad about that, but your quiche looks delicious. I always crave big salads & smoothies & fresh fruit in the warm weather, and ice cream of course.

  5. Only you, Holly. Only you.
    I am surprised you are actually interested in getting it off? Just sport it.
    Unless, it is really looking like a rash.

    I’m not going to encourage you to rub bleach on your skin, but, um yeah….I’ve done that.

  6. I cant belive none of those other things have worked! Bleach usually always works!I think i do have a solution though, Ive heard Lysol Antibacterial Kitchen Cleaner gets ink off and I personally have used Clearasil Stayclear Oil-Free Daily Face Wash to get marker off my skin. Those pankcakes look amazing and it does seem like in winter i crave hot foods (hot cocoa, soup) and in summer i crave colder foods like frozen yogurt, salads, and really cold fruit!! Good luck with the ink 🙂

  7. bahahah how the hell did you manage to do that to your foot.only you hollie…only you haha im glad we got to creep on eachother at schoooool todayyyyayyayyy

  8. HAHA your foot looks really cool and I wouldn’t be trying to take it off. I wish my foot was pink.
    I crave smoothies so much lately. Especially when I get home from my runs! They’re just so refreshing! But right now I’m craving quiche and it’s all your fault. Darn you.

  9. I was wondering what you were talking about on FB haha. I have no idea how to get it off, did you try googling? haha
    I do crave certain foods. Today I was thinking oatmeal, but since its 90 million degrees here, I went for a spinach/blueberry shake

  10. Haha! I’m sorry to laugh, but you’re right – I’ve never heard of anyone having a pink pen explode on their foot. I seriously have no clue how to help. Hey, your foot matches your blog now! 😉

  11. Hahahaha 🙂 I would totally end up doing something like that with ink too. Oh and of course it was bright red! Lol

    I like feet, reading about feet and seeing pictures of feet. I don’t get why people think feet are gross – it’s not much different than hands.

  12. Hahah good luck with your foot 😛 One time I tye dyed a TON of stuff and it took weeks for all the dye to come off my hands!

    With the change of weather I’ve definitely been craving fruits! Especially strawberries OMG.

  13. No clue about your foot!

    I crave fresh food and cold food in general when it gets warmer out, and I also crave coffee in the summertime — in the winter I want tea and in the summer I want coffee.

  14. Hahahaha but yet you still posted pictures of our foot…. Nice Hollie! That’s hysterical though. In a similar vein, I’m going to have “25” burned into the back of calf from my race last week for the rest of the summer.

    Is that a ton of avocado in that salad too? I hope so!

    I’m in Tampa right now- I’ll send apartment pictures so you can help me decide!

  15. I love pink so Im digging the pink foot! ha! That is funny though!

    I love pancakes and I like little ones! Like you do!

    Happy weekend!!!!

  16. I know this sound weird, but I get ink in my clothes ALL the time. I’m an art teacher and actually, my hands are currently covered in red paint. I use hairspray to get ink out of my clothes and it works. I’ve never tried it on my feet, but what do you have to lose? I’ve also had the unfortunate experience of over doing good ole self tanner. Yikes! 1/4c salt & lemon juice scrubs it off really well. I am full of useless knowledge that is usually not applicable in any real life situation except in the rare case that somebody has a pink foot, lmfao! Good luck chica!

  17. Oh my gosh I’m sorry but that is just too funny about your foot!! It’ll fade…eventually!! 😛
    smoked salmon quiche is like one of my favourite things evaaaaaa!!
    might even say that it’s the 😉

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