I’m a terrible blogger. I snark at people. I make fun of people. I know some people don’t read my posts and still comment and I enjoy snarking about it. I don’t agree with every post you do or praise you for it. Doesn’t this sound like I’m a bundle of joy to be around? Want to meet for lunch and curse like a sailor (of course you do…because you have to agree with me…I’m a blogger ie: always right and perfect)?
But you know what?
I do that in real life too so it isn’t like I’m a different person.
I made a list of reasons why (as I’m a fake runner too) that I’m a fake blogger…no I don’t need you to tell me otherwise.
If you post something I don’t agree with, I’m not going to praise you for it…I’m either a. going to not respond or b. I’m going to state my opinion. Here is the thing about blogging, there is a lot of support…but there is a lot of fake support. I’m not going to lie and think you giving health advice to someone when you have NO credentials is a good idea…or any other aspect.
I don’t enjoy whole paycheck or trader joes. I’ve never even been to Whole Foods…I’m not obsessed with the latest and greatest organic things…oh well…I like walmart.
I know that all bloggers are pretty similar and it doesn’t bother me. Stop posting that I’m not like other health food bloggers ect…it makes you sound like you are.
I’m vulgar as shit. I wish other blogs used as many curse words in their vocabularies as me…that would be nice.
I keep my posts short because I don’t like to waste my time writing a post that I know people won’t read the entire thing of. Why would I write 1000 words for someone to read 50 and comment? If you feel pressured to read 100 bloggers posts of 1000 words, maybe blogging/blog reading isn’t for you. I like to keep them short because I exist outside of blogging…and you should too. Go have a life and stop reading 1000 posts daily.
And finally here is a photo of a healthy beer: